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Pointy haired boss: Dilbert, I need you to take care of... Um... Pointy haired boss: ... Whatever is on the top of my pile. Dilbert: This is a job for marketing, not engineering. Pointy haired boss: Give it to the director of marketing and ask him to assign it to someone. Dilbert: So... You're delegating to me to pass this off to someone else, who will delegate it to someone else. Dilbert: With each handoff, the sense of urgency will diminish until the likelihood of completion approaches zero. Dilbert: You could save the company money by crumpling up this document and throwing it away right now. Pointy haired boss: This feels wrong. Dilbert: Try using more wrist.raghu.united
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